Hello EQ readers. I hope you’re pre-summer plans are gearing up. Something tells me this summer of music and film is going to be legendary…I’ve scored some tickets to Pet Shop Boys in Manchester, a-ha at Wembley and am anxiously awaiting the return of my queen Tiffany to London in July. I might also go broke in trying to nab Harry Styles and ABBA tickets but YOLO right?

Speaking of Legendary – have you seen the Season 3 trailer yet?

If you haven’t seen Legendary yet, you’re missing out on some FIERCE programming. C’mon Vogue!

Check into the Trixie Motel

Is Trixie Mattel taking over the drag world? She is definitely the most enterprising queen to emerge from Rupaul’s Drag Race. Just when you think – “What can Trixie Mattel do next?” Squirrel-friend opens up a monther-tucking hotel! And of course, nothing matters unless the cameras are rolling, so grab yourself a cocktail and head on over to Palm Springs to see what Trixie Motel has in store for you…Between this and the Taco Bell Hotel, I don’t know what is more ridiculous…

Oh wait, this Weird Al Yankovic movie trailer is more ridiculous…

Yes, you heard that right, Weird Al Yankovic is getting his own epic movie – entitled Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, following in the footsteps of Elton John, Freddie Mercury, Whitney Houston and Madonna. I don’t quite know if this sort of original programming is going to make people want to buy a Roku TV or not, but hey – you know I’m going to watch this anyways. Starring Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al himself, Weird promises to be a glitzy parody epic re-telling of the prince of parody that we didn’t know we actually needed

And in movies I won’t be seeing at the cinema…

Despite it’s big spend on advertising by Paramount (formerly ViacomCBS), I definitely won’t be seeing Top Gun Maverick at the cinema. Why? Tom Cruise – that’s why. The fact that everyone seems to forget he’s backed by the evil church of Scientology is bonkers to me. He should be boycotted. Instead of seeing Top Gun Maverick at the cinemas, I suggest you all watch Leah Remini: Scientology & The Aftermath or listen to her podcast to find out why. I love you Lady Gaga, but not happy you’ve associated yourself with this hot mess…