<\/a> <\/p>\nOk EQs – this is probably the one and only time I will EVER write about The Spice Girls<\/strong>, so pay attention. LOL. Last night, Gerilicious and I went to the O2 arena in London to see The Spice Girls play to 23,000 people. I wasn’t expecting anything – I kinda was just curious really as I never have been a fan of The Spice Girls at all (I think I may have slagged them off when I heard about the reunion…most likely) but when I moved to London they were all launching into their solo careers and I kinda had a tiny amount of appreciation for Geri Halliwell<\/strong> and Emma Bunton’s<\/strong> solo work. So to tell the story about "my Spice experience", you get to read about it in lovely Random Rant format below. Enjoy.<\/p>\n\nThis was THE WORST ticketing drama I have ever had in my whole life. I was issued a "hand written" ticket for two people upon presentation of my credit card in which the bitch at the box office told me the ticket was for two people! WTF. Naturally I got stopped at the gate and they made Geri and I stand aside outside the gate like two criminals for over 40 minutes only to be told that there was nothing wrong with our "ticket". I kicked up a fuss naturally. Get it together O2. <\/li>\n After the whole drama – we actually had flawless seats next to the stage. Normally at every show a basketball player of enormous height sits in front of me, but this time a row of 3 foot 5 seven-year-old girls dressed like The Pussycat Dolls<\/strong> danced and shaked their money-makers in front of us the whole night. They even were practicing their Beyonce-<\/strong>like booby and butt shakes and I couldn’t help but laugh – they had nothing to shake! Aside from witnessing that monstrosity which was of course supported by the Footballers Wife wannabee mother, I was so happy – I had a perfect view the whole show! And it looked like those little girls had fun even if I thought they were way too young to be displaying THAT level of sexuality. <\/li>\nWe sat near Nikki from Big Brother who surprisingly kept her mouth shut the entire time. Maybe she didn’t want to end up in the pages of EQ. LOL. <\/li>\n We also sat near that cute bisexual guy from Shipwrecked with the big fro – he provided a ton of entertainment as well. <\/li>\n Geri Halliwell<\/strong> was fucking amazing looking. However all the chatter I heard from women consisted of "…that Geri Halliwell looks like an emaciated waif – she needs to eat some Wispas!" And then they went on and on about how amazing Victoria Beckham<\/strong> looked…speaking of emaciated waifs…I am NOT a fan. <\/li>\nEvery time Melanie B<\/strong> looked over at our section, Geri and I laughed because it was about a year ago that she was flirting heavily with our little Gerilicious at The Cobden Club in West London all the while pregnant with Eddie Murphy’s lovechild. A lot of the chatter about Mel B consisted of "Wow she has the biggest set of buzzas I’ve ever seen". It’s true. But she looked great if you ask me. <\/li>\nEmma Bunton<\/strong> was as cute as button as you would expect and she did a fabulous version of ‘Maybe’. She’s so cute you just want to rough her up a bit. I’m just green with envy, I wish I had her hair. <\/li>\nVictoria Beckham<\/strong> didn’t get to sing a solo song – I wonder why? She did however get to strut like a minx down the catwalk to a soundtrack of Madonna’s<\/strong> ‘Material Girl’<\/em> mashed up with RuPaul’s<\/strong> ‘Supermodel’<\/em>. How very fitting. Bitch got thunderous applause too whenever she was given the rare moment to sing a line. Why is the UK obsessed with her? I don’t get it. <\/li>\nLOTS of cover songs. ‘We Are Family’<\/em>, ‘Celebration’<\/em>, ‘Thats The Way I Like It, Uh-huh, uh huh’<\/em>. <\/li>\nBut the overall winner for me of the night was Mel C<\/strong>. Watching her sing ‘I Turn To You’<\/em> was amazing. She stole the show. Geri Halliwell’s<\/strong> version of ‘It’s Raining Men’<\/em> was fucking fun too. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\nAll in all – it wasn’t a bad night out. The venue itself is pretty spectacular and that is the real reason I wanted to go. Comfy seats and totally air-conditioned to perfection. If the O2 sorts out some of their ticketing issues I will probably go and see more shows there as it’s just a stones throw away from the loft. I think The Spice Girls<\/strong> as a whole aren’t that bad either. They are way more powerful together than solo and after this experience, I wouldn’t exactly call myself a fan, but I’ll probably stop slagging them off in the future. <\/p>\nIf you are at all keen to see the ladies then I would recommend it. It’s a fun and very camp night out. <\/p>\n
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