Ahoy me EQ hearties. Fall in, as we depart to set sail on a cruise around the mainstream on the good ship electro pop.

Our first port of call is around the Florida Keys and we’ll be on the look out for a pirate called KMAC who’s shapelier than Keira Knightley. So keep an eye on your portholes you’ll know when you’ve spotted her, as she’s having a wardrobe identity crisis and doesn’t know what to wear today. Ooo ahhh it’s a little bit Gaga, a little bit Shakira and a little bit Britney.  Eye patches at the ready though, or KMAC the saucy seafarer that she is, will have your eye out with her ample poppers o’clock buxom treasure chest. That is, after she’s finished scrubbing the decks with them!

I’m going to put a stop all this salty sea dog shenanigans now, as the above is more than enough picturing to shiver the timbers of our imaginations and rock our booties off and I wouldn’t want you all to be too distracted from the actual important part of the package …. the song!  Which happens to be rather jingly pop jolly and worth a listen too.

[youtube height=”360″ width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mzLWcZ043Q&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]