Over the past couple of years, the press hasn’t been that nice to the flesh-showing, lady-bit loving, girl group that is the Pussycat Dolls. For some reason they have been called bad for our children, although, as they show less than anything seen on page three of The Sun, it does seem quite hypercritical.

Here at Electroqueer, we’re not like that. We don’t attack, bite and scream until we get blood – meaning that contrary to what subconscious views would tell you – Nicole Scherzinger’s latest song to be leaked onto the Internet, ‘Super Villain’ is amazing. That is a-m-a-z-i-n-g. It sounds a bit like a bit of Bjork blended into a Timbaland production despite the fact that the song has absolutely nothing to do with Timbaland.

If you would like to listen to what is clearly amazing, then just click here, and then make a few more clicks. You know how it works.