Telephone

The Twilight Eclispe trailer – wasn't even a trending topic.

Corey Haim dies – No one under 30 really gives a shit.

Mark Owen cheats on his wife ten times – barely makes the headlines.

Lady Gaga releases her "Telephone" video featuring Beyonce - the whole world is transfixed and mesmerized.  

"Once you kill a cow – you gotta make a burger".  

Words to live by EQs…so happy I could die.