Shave: Darren, did you see this rumour that been's floating around – it's even on EQ today!

Darren: No way! Does it make my ass look fat?!

So Darren Hayes has commented to EQ about yesterday's "dumbing down of homosexuality" news story that ended up all over the interweb from the UK to Australia

"That interview never occurred.  I haven't done press in over a year.  That is a tabloid piecing together quotes from I think three different interviews from a while ago.  All rather tacky in my opinion!"

Darren Hayes once again the subject of tabloid fodder.  If next week the tabloids report "Darren Hayes is pregnant with my two-headed alien stepmother"  - I won't be surprised one bit…

In the meantime, enjoy this new music video by ex-Savage Garden member Daniel Jones performing his new single cleverly disguised by a young, hip stage name and some really powerful moisterizer cream…