Readers of Electroqueer, a question for you: have you ever wondered what life would be like, if, say, life was a musical? Well, wonder no further – as these videos from The Chaser’s War On Everything should, all things going to plan, enlighten you.

"If he were a bus driver he’d be sacked"

"I’ll never go away again"

"You could sit on my face for hours"

That last one with The Veronicas – an amazing pop group from Australia – is probably the best one. But they don’t just make life into a musical! No. They also show how a band that is in need of some exposure, like Dragonette, for example could get some more publicity.

That’s right. Play a gig at a Church of Scientology.